Join our Fellowship of Vassals as they Journey Into Mordor, and discover that the much-dreaded Book Four of Lord of the Rings has more to it than just 'more walking'. Not least, many spoilers for all of Tolkien's oeuvre.
02:45 Shellfish aka Peter describes The Taming of Smeagol, and his deep and abiding fascination for Elvish rope.
12:45 JoThirteen aka Joanna taks us through The Dead Marshes, and asks what exactly the magicks are that are preserving the bodies.
19:20 EastTexasDirewolf aka Shane leads us to The Black Gate, in which we debate whether the black gate is, in fact, just a big gate.
28:40 Middlecylones aka Amanda speaks Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit in which we discuss the coolness of armoured elephants.
45:30 Bina007 gasps in awe at Faramir in The Window On the West, and gets excited about how the Dalai Lama could use the Ring to take over India.
57:50 Teddard aka Eddie watches over The Forbidden Pool and asks if Frodo was a victim of creaking doors.
1:01:30 WhiteRaven aka Brett takes a Journey To The Crossroads, in which there are some cool staves and a Venn diagram of doucheyness.
1:04:45 Nadia leads us into Cirith Ungol where we discuss Orc technology, Beren and Luthien and whether Frodo is Lord of the Rings.
1:19:00 Peter tells us the Choices of Master Samwise, as Frodo continues his habit of being stabbed by new and exotic things, this time off-screen while Shelob Occupies Wall Street.
1:30:00 Silmarillion interlude and Outro.
Editing credits: Bina007 using music from the original soundtrack to The Two Towers composed by Howard Shore.